What is love?
Love? Love’s a longing.
What for?
For a beautiful thing ...
What thing? A diamond? Or a ruby?
Or a kitten? I think they’re lovely.
No, for a beautiful woman like you –
Yes, a beautiful woman who,
As God ordains, is destined
To yield herself to the right end.
So, it is this thing which you possess
That engenders longing in me. Yes?
And me? What do I have to do?
Long for me. Has no-one told you
Love is repaid by love?
Oh dear
I don’t know how to, I fear
I’ve really never ‘longed’ before.
It’s not in my spelling book, I’m sure.
And mother never showed me how.
Perhaps I’ll ask my father now.
Wait! Let me explain.
Explain what?
From my two eyes come living rays
Darting blood red and ablaze
Like visual spirits, fiery and hot
To enter into your two eyes.
I don’t think you should play with fire.
It is our spirits that must be afire.
They must burn as one and atomize
And mix in one sweet perfect flame,
Until combined in utter peace
And Ecstasy that may not cease.
Two souls are then one and the same -
Joined in a matchless union
Which culminates in marriage.
This blessed state is love’s true image –
A spiritual communion
That must surely bear my pure soul
At last into your very heart.
All this happens when you get married?
I’m gripped by forces beyond control.
Like him, I’m dying now for love –
Except, of course, I’m dying for you.
What do you say love? Tell me do.
Love? Madness. Rage!
Heavens above!
So you have to be mad for love?
It is such a sweet madness, see,
That men of sense will gladly
Swap their sanity for love.
It sounds like a rather poor exchange.
When a love affair commences
The will falls ill and then the senses
Succumb to sweet sickness.
How strange.
Well don’t you give me this disease;
All I’ve ever had is chill-blains.
Oh, I see now. Yes, that explains it.
So you ‘look after’ me.
If you please.
And then you take me to your place
And look after me there as well.
Yes.
And this is good? It’s hard to tell.
It’s good if you wish to embrace
The state of holy matrimony.
So your father and mother did;
Thus you were born.
Me? How learned
You are.
Yes.
I was born already
When my father married, wasn’t I?
I think a liaison of this kind
Might drive me clean out of my mind!
I think my father’s coming. Bye!
I’m going, then; but think of me.
If I want to.
Exit LAURENCIO
Go away.
OK,
I was going to follow him anyway.
Now do try to remember me.
Exit Pedro
Why?
Well, Clara, do you know
What this thing love is, better now?
Who’d have thought such a thing?
I vow
I’ve seen neither stew nor guiso
With as much tripe and trotters.
The trouble with my father is
He’s always talking irrelevancies.
He comes to me, when I’m at pelota –
Says, I must wed a caballero
From the Indies, Seville, Toledo.
Once when he came to speak to me,
He took a posh little playing-card
From his backpocket and, staring hard,
Said, ‘Take it, Finea, for this is to be
Your husband.’ And then off he went.
I took the card – and at once I see
The dark side of husbands, then, for he
Had no more than an upper garment,
Two sleeves and a face. Now, what good,
Clara, is a well-dressed husband
If his body does not extend
At all below his belt? You would
Never see anyone here walking
Without legs.
You’re right, Finea
Have you got the card?
It’s right here.
She gets out a playing card.
Very nice face and torso.
Yes,
But nothing below the jerkin.
That’ll certainly stop him walking.
Oh, but doesn’t he have nice eyes.
He could marry Nise...
Isn’t he
Supposed to marry you?
Oh no.
I’m not marrying him, you know –
The man who just left in such a rush
Has both legs, and other things.
The above sample taken from the translation Mad for Love by John Farndon is licensed under a Creative Commons License.
Entry written by Kathleen Jeffs. Last updated on 12 May 2012.